Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Paul Bettany

Foppish crimson dandy Paul Bettany is a London actor scallywag, famed for his roles in clunkers such as Wimbledon and The Da Vinci Code. Such artistic failures are easily forgiven here on Ginger Adonis however, as Bettany is a certified foxy, freckled ledgehammer. His wan complexion and invisible eyebrows have not stopped him from landing statuesque fucksocket Jennifer Connolly as his better half, with whom he has knocked out a cherry-haired cherub, faithfully doing his bit to save the ginger gene from extinction. Bettany was formerly addicted to cocaine, which puts him in that cool cache of assorted rock nobs, writers and blowhards, but with red hair.

Right: Paul Bettany just about squeezing into a shot of a freshly painted blue wall