Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Richie Whitson

Teak tough ginger meathead Richie Whitson is pound for pound, probably the meanest pumpkin pubed adonis on our list to date, and would happily kick sand in the face of regular tan-hided muscle marys, were he able to go to the beach without getting lobsterized. All this bloodshot- bollocked, rough and tumble Alaskan knows is pounding people's faces in, and it's a talent that has seen him rise up the ranks of the UFC, eventally to a point where a walnut faced chav from England punched his stawberry blonde highlights out. Never fear, this is a man that would rather punch a head than punch a clock, and he will be back, terrorising opponents in the octogon, who will find themsleves chewing on his freckled knuckles post haste.     


Right: Pasty pugelist Richie Whitson holding the belt he won for 'Toughest Ging on the Block'.

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Seth Green

Hamster cheeked cherub Seth Green has had longstanding actor kudos in this camp for playing the young Woody Allen in Radio Days as a quintessential gom-faced ginger nut kid with over sized specs and a stygian world weariness. Although his career has increased in stature, he has not, and he seemingly remains around the same size as that small child he played many moons ago. But we are not sizeist here on Ginger Adonis, and all shapes of carrottops are welcome. Probably best known for his role as Doctor Evil's whiny bastard son, Green, sadly, will never get to play Superman. But he should change his name to Seth Red and become a shining copper beacon of Hollywood hot heads regardless.



Right: Seth Green, sitting on a bench his mam lifted him up onto. She then lifted him down off once the photo was done.
    

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Damien Lewis

Ketchup headed thespian Damien Lewis popped up on a recent edition of knowitall panel show 'Have I Got News For You?' and rammed home the long accepted adage that redheads are funnier than norm-hairs by delivering a smattering of quips, bon mots, and juicy barbs with fiery aplomb. So what if they were all pre-rehearsed and he didn't write them - who cares? His Milky Bar features, and twinkly, patented Ginger Steel pout melted hearts and ladies loins up and down the country. Unconfirmed reports suggest he may have lobbed it into Sienna Miller at some stage, and although she if a vacuous waif, this is all good PR in the world of flamepubes.  




Right: Damien Lewis, coyly leaving a few shirt buttons undone to give the world a glimpse of his bloodshot chestbeard.